No fence-sitting

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you are on, this is a great test!  

 

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns banned.    

 

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he chooses not to eat meat.

If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned.    

 

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect, and special considerations.    

 

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Liberal expects the government and tax payers to take care of him as an entitlement.    

 

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.    

 

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced

(except sometimes non-Christian religions are okay, for whatever reason).

 

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or seeks a job that provides it.

A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his as an entitlement.    

 

If a Conservative reads this, he may forward it so his friends can have a good laugh

(or a good cry...)

A Liberal will probably just delete it because he's greatly "offended".    

 

What are you going to do?

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"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance.
The only thing it cannot be is moderately important."
C. S. Lewis