Wednesday, June 27, 2012

You just KNOW a webpage is "Sincerely Yours,"

When it uses that sign-off with the name "Director of Customer Service".

Practical, too, because when the person holding this position is replaced the webmaster doesn't even need to bother changing anything.

Even people I know and have MET are almost certainly NOT sincerely mine, despite their use of that closing in a correspondence.
How deluded or demented would I have to be, to believe that a complete stranger--whose name isn't even given to me--is sincerely mine?
(If the latter, perhaps I would devote myself to finding out that stranger's name and location, then track him/her down and insist that he/she
make him/herself available to me all hours of the day, to serve my whims.  Sorta like the Galactic Cowboys tune "If I Were a Killer", only replace
the word "Killer" with "Stalker".  :)

*SIGH*
Now i'm bummed cuz i had no idea the Cowboys did a reunion in '09!  They prolly weren't near Milwaukee anyway...and i should just be glad i saw 'em at all (opening for Dream Theater @ Summerfest in '93 or '94).  Time to go listen to Space in Your Face!  :)


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Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.  For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: 
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;  And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:  That no flesh should glory in his presence.

1 Corinthians 1:25-29 (KJV)




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